science side of tumblr please let me know if white wine will help me fight a cold

hello, this is your captain speaking. I haven’t made a text post in at least 36 hours. don’t be afraid this blog is not on autopilot I repeat not on autopilot. refreshments will be served momentarily, along with complementary peanuts

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